Griffies Auto Quotes & Sayings

So, then why am I your son?" "Because Mom and I made love, and one of my sperm fertilized one of her eggs." "Excuse me while I regurgitate." "Don't act your age. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Well, I think finding the weapons of mass destruction is going to be quite time consuming. I know we've uncovered some documents, we'll have to exploit them, and we're going to have to blanket a country the size of California and search, I think, quite rigorously, but we'll come up with them. — Richard Armitage

Some boys go to college and eventually succeed in getting out. Others go to college and never succeed in getting out. The latter are called professors. — H.L. Mencken

that in which young Wilcox had had his strange visitations. — H.P. Lovecraft

Any company designed for success in the 20th century is doomed to failure in the 21st. — David S. Rose

So my first impression, that he was a person of some undefined consequence, had gradually faded and he had become simply the proprietor of an elaborate road-house next door. — F Scott Fitzgerald

You Up?' What a great question! Just to be asked was to know the answer. — Benjamin Kunkel

I was largely drinking to forget where I was. When you're in a place like Vietnam, you get to a point where you don't care any more. You're in a place that's foreign to you, and you know for a fact that many people there hate you and will kill you if they get the chance. It really does something to your mind to know that many of the people living around you don't like you and want you to die. — Si Robertson

When people ask me why I still have hope and energy after all these years, I always say: Because I travel. — Gloria Steinem

To those about to snark, we salute you. — Jacey Conrad

Almost everybody's here doing the same thing. Who am I to come up with an excuse when there's 64 other players here doing the same thing? 63 others, sorry. — Andy Roddick

The present is never poetic as it serves necessity, necessity, however, is prosaic. — Franz Grillparzer

From where I sit, battles are hard. I've written my share. Sometimes I employ the private's viewpoint, very up close and personal, dropping the reader right into the middle of the carnage. That's vivid and visceral, but of necessity chaotic, and it is easy to lose all sense of the battle as a whole. Sometimes I go with the general's point of view instead, looking down from on high, seeing lines and flanks and reserves. That gives a great sense of the tactics, of how the battle is won or lost, but can easily slide into abstraction. — George R R Martin