Great Dnd Quotes & Sayings

Tattooists are the new priests for the fucked-up and the thrown away. They speak the language of symbol, and administer penance in tiny metallic lashes. — Skyler White

And they are beginning to realize that the world they live in is a place where the right thing is often hard, sometimes dangerous, and frequently unpopular. — Lois Lowry

Greg: Scott, great horde.
My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to be constantly doing things like praising a dude's horde.
So that made me feel better about myself. — Jesse Andrews

You've got food stuck in your teeth," Vee told
Marcie. "In the crack between your two front teeth.
Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax ... — Becca Fitzpatrick

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me." — Tim Vine

Gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder, I gain'd my freedom. — William Shakespeare

Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever. — Joe Abercrombie

Government has every incentive to ration care for the sick and lavish attention on the healthy. — Regina Herzlinger

The company of fools may first make us smile, but in the end we always feel melancholy. — Oliver Goldsmith

How would it make you feel if God showed you what you could have accomplished in life if you had just believed him a little bit more? — Rick Warren

A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe