Greased Pig Quotes & Sayings

If I have to chain you to a fucking wall to protect you from your own stupidity, I will!
Wrists. Beam. Chained already Barrons. Come up with a new threat. — Karen Marie Moning

It couldn't pull a greased
stick out of a pig's bottom — Jeremy Clarkson

If you're not in a good mood, the only thing you should make is a reservation. — Carla Hall

Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it! — David Crockett

I thought, well, if we're inviting an audience, let's do it right. So I put in a proper studio audience at our studios in Los Angeles and it was just a little showcase and it was just for fun. — Brian Henson

Do not steal something that already belongs to you or pine for people who are sitting right next to you. — Rob Brezsny

I figured somebody wrote a story who had a typewriter and I thought that movies were made by the cowboys and that they just said, 'Okay, you fall off the horse this time.' — John Sayles

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics. — Ambrose Bierce

Israel has a sizeable nuclear arsenal and could retaliate if it were attacked. — Stephen M. Walt

I conquered a fear of heights and water by bungee jumping from a crane over a lake. And if thats not crazy enough, I also wrestled a greased pig in a mud pit. — Shandi Finnessey