Gratiano Isidore Quotes & Sayings

She's about as attractive as a donkey's asshole mid-shit." "Well, — Emma Hart

It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. — Laurie Halse Anderson

I've gone skydiving twice. I was terrified about doing it, but I wanted to overcome that. The first time, I did it with my parents and I remember that they had already both jumped out, and suddenly it was my turn. And I thought, 'Well, I don't want to be an orphan,' so I guess I have no choice, and I jumped out of the plane. — Mandy Moore

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? — Bette Midler

When we started looking at the bigger television ecosystem, you see that there's not that many serialized TV shows being made for TV. The economics are lousy: They don't sell into syndication well; they're expensive to produce. — Ted Sarandos

The Underworld had no mercy. It only had justice — Rick Riordan

I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from ... you heterosexuals. — Ellen DeGeneres

Liza hated alcoholic liquors with an iron zeal. Dribking alcohol in any form she regarded as a crime against a properly outraged diety. Not only would she not touch it herself, but she resisted its enjoyment by anyone else. The result naturally was that her husband Samuel and all her children had a good lusty love for a drink. — John Steinbeck