Grashtic Quotes & Sayings

Losing the Internet has forced them to interact verbally instead of microblogging their lives, but a lot of them still talk in Tweets:
"Ugh! I'm standing in line at the post office."
"I'm not eating the crusts on my sandwich because apparently I'm five. — Wayne Gladstone

No! no! My engagement is with no bride
the worms! the worms expect me! I am a dead man
I have been slain by robbers
my body lies at Wurtzburg
at midnight I am to be buried
the grave is waiting for me
I must keep my appointment! — Washington Irving

Ric stared up at the lion siblings. How Lock hadn't killed them already, he didn't know. If nothing else, Ric would have had them ... managed by now. They'd be alive, but in Siberia. — Shelly Laurenston

(in regards to watches) They were such insidious little machines- always there to pressure you, to make you fixate on what was next instead of taking pleasure in what was now. To remind you that your time was slowly, inevitable running out. — Kyle Mills

We'll all be failures?"
"Yes. I don't mean only money failures, but just sort of - of ineffectual and sad, and - oh, how can I tell you? — F Scott Fitzgerald

And I saw my reflection in a lake and I waited for it to freeze a little bit so I could break it with my boot. — Sam Pink

Surely you don't disbelieve the prophecies, because you had a hand in bringing them about yourself? You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck, just for your sole benefit? You are a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I am very fond of you; but you are only quite a little fellow in a wide world after all! — J.R.R. Tolkien

It seems to me that a lot of people are using religious arguments to advance their own prejudices. — Russell Brand

Life is but a day and expresses mainly a single note. — Colm Toibin

There's some people who are just very dynamic about social life, and it can be some pretty crazy stuff, but you end up meeting people you like. — Whit Stillman

I have a dear friend here in Toronto, Sarah Millman, who has helped me a lot as a stylist. — Karine Vanasse