Grandmother Zhang Quotes & Sayings

Jan Bhagidari is the biggest asset of a democracy. We are increasing it through MyGov, letters from citizens, Mann Ki Baat and other initiatives. — Narendra Modi

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy. — Bob Odenkirk

If the Internet can be described as a giant human consciousness, then viral marketing is the illusion of free will. — George Pendle

You don't love me as much as you think you do — ALlisyn Terry

The purest surrealist act is walking into a crowd with a loaded gun and firing into it randomly — Andre Breton

By creating bureaucracies, we put civil servants in a position to make decisions based on abstract and theoretical matters, with the illusion that they will be making them in a rational, accountable way. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Would Grandmother scold him? Would she say, "Frank! Thank the gods, you've come. I'm surrounded by monsters."
More likely she'd scold him, or mistake them for intruders and chase them off with a frying pan. — Rick Riordan

When I was living in Boston, I worked in this store that played the college radio station. I had to listen to it all day, and I didn't care for most of it. — Win Butler

I am innately very shy, and I have struggled with that challenge for years. — Sheri L. Dew

Hazel squinted. "How far?"
"Just over the river and through the woods."
Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?"
Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway. — Rick Riordan

Because apologizing for something you didn't do is better than dying for it! — Rick Riordan

Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians? — Rick Riordan

And then in 1956 or 1957 my family went over to Europe and I moved over with them, and immediately people in Europe thought my perspective on that issue was 100% correct. — Warren Farrell

They want to cook you and eat you," she said distatefully, "which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible."
"Thank you, grandmother. — Rick Riordan

No. As a matter of fact, the dragon oracle tells me the girl I'm supposed to marry, the one destined to someday become the queen of the faery realm, isn't a faery at all."
"She isn't?" I said. "Then who is she?"
"You," he said. — Michelle Rowen

That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our family?"
"Weapons," Frank grumbled. "Right. I've never handled weapons before."
Grandmother's nostrils flared. "Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"
"Yes, Grandmother."
"Good. There may be hope for you yet. — Rick Riordan

I can measure the motion of bodies but I cannot measure human folly. — Isaac Newton

The music of this opera (Madame Butterfly) was dictated to me by God. I was merely instrumental in getting it on paper and communicating it to the public. — Giacomo Puccini

American women are evolving backward
becoming more focused on their looks than ever. Feminism has been defeated by narcissism. — Maureen Dowd