Grampa Simpson Rambling Quotes & Sayings

David Foster Wallace: I always fear that when I really impose my will on something, the universe is gonna punish me. — David Lipsky

United [Airlines] sucks, man. I've got like a million miles and they never bump me to first class because they think I'm just a kid and give the seat to some schmoozy guy in a business suit. — Shaun White

Effective preaching must be biblical preaching, whether it is the exposition of a single word in the Bible, a text, or a chapter. The Word is what the Spirit uses. — Billy Graham

I don't think history will ever be a science because history will never be reduced to law-like behavior. People are to unpredictable. — David Brooks

The road ahead is what you leave behind — Brad Perks

Also, I feel that crying is almost
like, aside from deaths of relatives or whatever
totally avoidable if you follow two very simple rules: 1.Don't care too much. 2. Shut up. Everything unfortunate that has ever happened to me has stemmed from failure to follow one of the rules. — John Green

I walked the length of the ward, towards the exit with what I imagined to be the stoic, dignified stride of a gunslinger walking away from his last fight, determined to make it outside before I broke into a million pieces, I almost made it too. — Rob Grimes

We have to try to keep ourselves open, no matter how closed the world tries to make us sometimes. We are meant to go through this life with a partner, someone who picks us up when we're down. This life can be incredibly difficult, especially if we're alone. And if we can stay open and embrace our insecurities, our vulnerability, only then will we find the person with whom we are meant to travel through this life. — Joshua Radin

The strongest of us are but the puniest weaklings, are but tinkling cymbals and sounding brass, before the eternal mystery. — John Edward Williams

Nothing brings you closer together than blind terror. — Colin Firth