Grammar Nazi Funny Quotes & Sayings

The Mind may relish the companionship of bloated self-pride - but the Soul, will not. — Eleesha

They [the people under you] may desire help, but more than anything else they desire sympathy. Don't make the mistake of turning such men down with the statement that you have troubles of your own. — Napoleon Hill

Nothing truly valuable can be achieved except by the unselfish cooperation of many individuals. — Albert Einstein

Attack of the Kitchen Appliances! — James Patterson

I have a tendency to overthink things, especially when it comes to my friends, and I don't know ... I take things too personally. I mean, it isn't always them . Sometimes it's me. I just don't always know when it's them and when it's me, you know? — Tamara Ireland Stone

Just waiting, hoping that you'd miss me enough to tell them all to go to hell. — Leigh Bardugo

I don't write constantly; it's two serials and a novel a year. — Umera Ahmad

I love 'The Americans.' I think it's one of the best shows on TV. — Reid Scott

I've always loved Elton John and that is one of my favorite songs by him and Bernie (Taupin). The American songbook is ever-expanding and I feel like it works well with what I was trying to say. — Cheyenne Jackson

I was actually a fruitarian at that point in time. I ate only fruit. Now I'm a garbage can like everyone else. And we were about three months late in filing a fictitious business name so I threatened to call the company Apple Computer unless someone suggested a more interesting name by five o'clock that day. Hoping to stimulate creativity. And it stuck. And that's why we're called Apple. — Steve Jobs

Not everything will go as you expect in your life. This is why you need to drop expectations, and go with the flow of life. — Leon Brown