Graffiti And Nature Quotes & Sayings

I don't like the phrase shock value. Surprise is essential in comedy, and if people are shocked by what I consider merely surprising, then that's their shock. But there is no joke without surprise. — George Carlin

I've always been into bearded dudes. — Kesha

The best decision-makers are those who are willing to suffer the most over their decisions but still retain their ability to be decisive. One — M. Scott Peck

The key to fixing the problem is to understand just what needs fixing or improving. — Mark Rewhorn

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary. — Matt Groening

The Beats are crucial to an understanding of America's cultural revolution not least because in their lives, their proclamations, and (for lack of a more accurate term) their 'work' they anticipated so many of the pathologies of the Sixties and Seventies. Their programmatic anti-Americanism, their avid celebration of drug abuse, their squalid, promiscuous sex lives, their pseudo-spirituality, their attack on rationality and their degradation of intellectual standards, their aggressive narcissism and juvenile political posturing: in all this and more, the Beats were every bit as 'advanced' as any Sixties radical. — Roger Kimball

Lord, my culture and my heart tell me that it is wholly due to my hard work that I am not poor. If I believe that lie, I will be ungenerous. I praise you that you are a God with a heart for the poor. Give me the same kind of heart. Amen. — Timothy Keller

Sit a man on his ass with nothing to do but eat and the first thing that goes is his mind. It never fails. — Joanna Russ

Humor is the only thing that allows you to survive every pressure and crisis. — Vinton Cerf

Build me up and I with you. For we are more one than two. — Deborah Day

In my deepest troubles, I frequently would wrench myself from the persons around me and retire to some secluded part of our noble forests. — John James Audubon

At one time, I would actually ride around to movie theaters to check the lines. — Tony Scott

Pretty words are not always true, true words are not always pretty; and yet, they are still true. — Aiki Flinthart

The open society is one in which men have learned to be to some extent critical of taboos, and to base decisions on the authority of their own intelligence. — Karl Popper

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. — Bruce Feirstein

True friends stay with you no matter the distance or time that seperates you from them. — Lance Reynald