Graeme Swann Funny Quotes & Sayings

In fact, these terms devised by Franklin are the ones we still use today, along with other neologisms that he coined to describe his findings: battery, charged, neutral, condense, and conductor. — Walter Isaacson

I hadn't known this about love: that you did not need to deserve it. I thought there was a set of criteria, like a good sense of humor and looks and wealth. You could compensate deficiencies in one area with excellence in another, hence rich, ugly men with beautiful wives. But there was an algorithm involved. That was why I thought I was unloved: I didn't score highly enough. I had made some attempts to improve my score and also told myself I didn't care because that was what women wanted, something fake and temporary, I would rather be alone. And sometimes I was just lazy and would rather code things. But here I was soaking in a bath of my own filth with Lola scrubbing my shoulders, and what algorithm could explain that? That problem was nonhalting. — Max Barry

The tighter your grip, the less you have to hold.
-The Pythian Scrolls — Aedan Byrnes

One who preserves all the exterior decencies of ignorance. — Samuel Foote

You know, this is not about endorsements in the primary. We have to get through a primary first. — Katherine Harris

There are many ways of asking a favor; but to assume that you are granting the favor that you ask shows spirit and invention. — Agnes Repplier

Logan shot to his feet. I can't keep quiet anymore. You all are stupid idiots if you think that. Don't you know her? Don't you know Mason? My god, I'm embarrassed to call you ass-dults! — Tijan

Some men are born posthumously. — Friedrich Nietzsche