Govnor Quotes & Sayings

From quite an early age I realised the effect that good food can have on others. — Jamie Oliver

The Wart's own special one was called Cavall, and he happened to be licking Cavall's nose - not the other way about - when Merlyn came in and found him.
That will be regarded as an unsanitary habit," said Merlyn, "though I cannot see it myself. After all, God made the creature's nose just as well as he made your tongue. — T.H. White

You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don't start or end with the word 'motel. — Elle Lothlorien

I'll take what's behind door number three did not work too well in the modern justice system, which was all system and no justice. — Kenneth Eade

I will embrace today's difficult tasks, take off my coat, and make dust in the world. — Og Mandino

Yes, I was fat, but I dealt with it by simply never thinking about it. It is useful, when you are fat, to have a lot of other things to think about. — Roger Ebert

Untouchability is an error of long standing. — Mahatma Gandhi