Gort Klaatu Quotes & Sayings

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys." — Mitch Hedberg

The new America, instead, is fast becoming a vast ghetto in which all of us, conservatives and progressives, are being bled dry by a relatively tiny oligarchy of extremely clever financial criminals and their castrato henchmen in government, whose job is to be good actors on TV and put on a good show. — Matt Taibbi

I just think the most difficult thing to displace is privilege. — Sean Connery

I'm from a Cuban family, so we're used to talking really loud. You come to a Cuban restaurant anywhere in Miami, and we're practically screaming at each other. — Kat Dahlia

Don't search for the music in other people. Play it yourself. — Stephanie Kuehnert

Regret is always worse than anxiety ~ chase your dreams. — Jamie Magee