Gordon Hayward Quotes & Sayings

If the soup had been as warm as the wine;
if the wine had been as old as the turkey;
and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid,
it would have been a swell dinner. — Duncan Hines

Be prepared to see it all. If you want to create - God help you if you do, God help you if you can - don't you dare commit the immorality of stopping on the surface. Go deep and take your fair salvage. Do it no matter how much it hurts. — Stephen King

Face it: a nation that maintains a 72% approval rating on George W. Bush is a nation with a very loose grip on reality. — Garrison Keillor

The first great writer of English, Geoffrey Chaucer, was born in about 1343, the son of a London vintner, and early in life found employment at court, where he married a lady-in-waiting to the queen and in 1374 received from the king exactly the encouragement an author needs, namely "a gallon of wine daily for the rest of his life. — Andrew Gimson

White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing. — Fran Lebowitz

A smart philosipher once said reading is like life so enjoy it"

-Maggie — LIFE Magazine

I love being busy. — Ashley Tisdale

I scowled listening to my back cracking and popping.
Either i was getting old, Wade had fucked me out of alignment, or the stress of the past week had taken more of a toll than I had previously allowed myself to imagine. — Ethan Day

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma. — Larry Wall

Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible. — Euell Gibbons

Vanity is a vital aid to nature: completely and absolutely necessary to life. It is one of nature's ways to bind you to the earth. — Elizabeth Smart

A man is a little thing while he works by and for himself; but when he gives voice to the rules of love and justice, he is godlike ... — Ralph Waldo Emerson