Gorbag Orc Quotes & Sayings

Why Your Dog Is Happier Than You Are — Thomas Bien

I've been told my whole life that I've got all the power. But it's only now that I'm beginning to believe it. My days of selling junk food and perfume are over. If the world is going to listen to me, I better start saying things that are worth hearing. — Megan McCafferty

In fact, there's really only one thing that everything's made of; it's energy. — Anne Lamott

The eye sees all, but the mind shows us what we want to see. — William Shakespeare

Before we blame we should first see whether we cannot excuse. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin. — Maggie Scarf

I'm sure you're just dying to tell me all the campus gossip about me. Right?"
"I do have a life. Maybe I've been too busy to listen to rumors," he huffed, pretending to have hurt feelings.
I looked at him.
He sighed. "Okay, you win. I'm bored out of my skull. Second Magician is busy playing detective, and Gelsi is neck-deep in some project and I never see her anymore." Dax paused dramatically. "My life is so boring that I have to live vicariously through your adventures."
"And since the rumors are so accurate - "
"Your adventures have turned into legends." He swept his arms wide, laughing. "So where are you off to now? Going to slay a dragon? Can Itag along as your lowly squire? I'll polish your staff of power every night with my shirt. I promise."
"I'm glad my problems are keeping you entertained, — Maria V. Snyder

When you see the sadness
spread the light of kindness. — Debasish Mridha

There are two things every man in America thinks he can do: work a grill and coach football. — Greg Schiano

There is no communication with any public whatsoever. The artist can ask no question, and he makes no statement; he offers no information, and his work cannot be used. It is the end product which counts. — Georg Baselitz

All beautiful distractions, ignites from you. — V.S. Atbay

One of the most memorable things I hear is when someone tells me that my books got a reluctant reader to read. — Suzanne Collins

What was life worth, anyway, if you had to sit around remembering not to mention this, that, and the other thing because someone else might be upset? — Fritz Leiber

When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness! — Emo Philips