Gophers Basketball Quotes & Sayings

I would sooner read a time-table or a catalogue than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining than half the novels that are written. — W. Somerset Maugham

I have never tried to fiddle my role as leader of the city of Sheffield, as an MP or as a minister. — David Blunkett

What are you doing? (Amanda)
I'm getting into my car. (Kyrian)
You own this?! (Amanda)
No. I'm stealing it with the key in my hand. (Kyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Being naturally happy is the most impressive sign of freedom. — Eraldo Banovac

the living voice of God does not sound, pomp and ceremony, however elaborately observed, are like empty phantoms. So, we should see that papacy is so much wind. — John Calvin

Once upon a time there was a poor child with no father and no mother everything was dead
and no one was left in the whole world.
Everything was dead
and it went and searched day and night And since nobody was left on the earth it wanted to go up to the heavens and the moon was looking at it so friendly and when it finally got to the moon the moon was a piece of rotten wood and then it went to the sun and when it got there the sun was a wilted sunflower and when it got to the stars they were little golden flies stuck up there
like the shrike sticks 'em on the blackthorn and when it wanted to go back down to earth the earth was an overturned piss pot! and was all alone. — Georg Buchner