Googly Eyes Snl Quotes & Sayings

The most beautiful things in the creating of the child are his "mistakes." The more a child's work is full of these individual mistakes the more wonderful it is. And the more a teacher removes them from the child's work the duller, more desolate and impersonal it becomes. — Franz Cizek

Take an instance: the removal of the motto [In God We Trust] fetched out a clamor from the pulpit; little groups and small conventions of clergymen gathered themselves together all over the country, and one of these little groups, consisting of twenty-two ministers, put up a prodigious assertion unbacked by any quoted statistics and passed it unanimously in the form of a resolution: the assertion, to wit, that this is a Christian country. Why, Carnegie, so is hell. Those clergymen know that, inasmuch as "Strait is the way and narrow is the gate, and few - few - are they that enter in thereat" has had the natural effect of making hell the only really prominent Christian community in any of the worlds; but we don't brag of this and certainly it is not proper to brag and boast that America is a Christian country when we all know that certainly five-sixths of our population could not enter in at the narrow gate. — Mark Twain

Can satisfy the people, for their object is more righteous than that of the nobles, the latter wishing to oppress, while the former only desire not to be oppressed. — Niccolo Machiavelli

My brain? That's my second favorite organ. — Woody Allen

You don't want anything from them except for them to exist and you to see them sometimes and talk to them, and maybe for them to like you back. — Jo Walton

When I contrast the loving Jesus, comprehending all things in his ample and tender charity, with those who profess to bear his name, marking their zeal by what they do not love, it seems to me as though men, like the witches of old, had read the Bible backward, and had taken incantations out of it for evil, rather than inspiration for good. — Edwin Hubbel Chapin

When everyone leaves you it's loneliness you feel, when you leave everyone else it's solitude. — Alfred Polgar

The perfection of our union, especially our commitment to equality of opportunity, has been a story of constant striving to live up to our Founding principles. This is what Abraham Lincoln meant when he said, 'In giving freedom to the slave, we assure freedom to the free - honorable alike in what we give, and what we preserve.' — Paul Ryan

Friendship often ends in love. But love in friendship; never. — Charles Caleb Colton

I am one of the world's dreadful technophobes. I was on the internet, but it's broken down and I've unplugged it. — Gerald Seymour

Do three things well, not ten things badly. — David Segrove

The sky itself is the eighth color of the rainbow, spread over the whole sky for us, all the time. — Kim Stanley Robinson