Goof Troop Quotes & Sayings

All that shit starts in E. — Stephen King

Daisy: "My scar is bigger than your scar."
Ryke: "And my cock is bigger than your cock. — Krista Ritchie

Concord is just as idiotic as ever in relation to the spirits and their knockings. Most people here believe in a spiritual world ... in spirits which the very bullfrogs in our meadows would blackball. Their evil genius is seeing how low it can degrade them. The hooting of owls, the croaking of frogs, is celestial wisdom in comparison. — Henry David Thoreau

The best way to GET forgiveness is to GIVE forgiveness. — Joyce Meyer

Because of the brevity of life, the Bible warns that we should be prepared to meet God at all times. — Billy Graham

Not that the incredulous person doesn't believe in anything. It's just that he doesn't believe in everything. Or he believes in one thing at a time. He believes a second thing only if it somehow follows from the first thing. He is nearsighted and methodical, avoiding wide horizons. If two things don't fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that somewhere, hidden, there must be a third thing that connects them, that's credulity. — Umberto Eco

In order to change your life outside, you must first change inside — Louise Hay