Goodnights Comedy Quotes & Sayings

To forgive a fault in another is more sublime than to be faultless one's self. — George Sand

I could knock out loads of what I term aromatherapy music pretty swiftly. If you want something that is going to last, however, you're going to have to spend a lot more time on it. — William Orbit

You can be denounced from the heavens, and it only makes people interested. — Tom Wolfe

Ideas are powerful things, requiring not a studious contemplation but an action, even if it is only an inner action. — Midge Decter

Even a clock has teeth and time has a bite all of its own. — Gregory Maguire

Just how many times are you going to make me sew you back together again? — Nahoko Uehashi

Never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk near a train, and never, under any circumstances, cut off your air supply while masturbating. — David Sedaris

There are no men more careful of the use of means than those that are surest of a good issue and conclusion, for the one stirs up diligence in the other. Assurance of the end stirs up diligence in the means. For the soul of a believing Christian knows that God has decreed both. — Richard Sibbes