Good Attention Grabber Quotes & Sayings

In a carefully prepared, loving LSD session, a woman will inevitably have several hundred orgasms. — Timothy Leary

Everyone thinks his family is strange," Del said, scratching Scootie behind the ears, "but it's just that ... because we're closer to the people we love, we tend to see them through a magnifying glass, through a thicker lens of emotion, and we exaggerate their eccentricities. — Dean Koontz

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all. — George Bernard Shaw

Our attitude is the environment we carry with us during the day. It proclaims to the world what we think of ourselves and indicates the sort of person we have made up our minds to be. It is the person we will become. How's your attitude today? — Bob Proctor

IRVING: Flowery prose. Verbosity. Some folks think they're Neil Gaiman, and have ambitions of their scripts being reprinted for their adoring fans to pore over, when in reality, scripts are working documents designed to provide the narrative framework for their collaborators to decorate and embellish with imagery. — Brian Michael Bendis

People think because you're private, you have something you don't want them to know. — Tom T. Hall

Mr. Pickwick was a philosopher, but philosophers are only men in armour, after all. — Charles Dickens

The race car is harder to drive. If there was an in-car camera that could have watched me saw on that wheel for 500 laps, there wasn't one time I could relax. — Greg Biffle

It's a mistake, you know. You have no idea what you'll be exposed to ... the obscenities and lewd comments, the lecherous gazes, the groping and pinching ... and that's just my house. Imagine what it would be like here. — Lisa Kleypas

I don't date guys that I just meet randomly. I don't feel comfortable meeting strangers. — Ali Landry

Electricians that like good health avoid the known biologically toxic very high powered electrical utility jobs. — Steven Magee

But I do not know how else the work can be done. To touch a person's heart, you must see a person's face. One cannot reach a soul through a telephone. — Chaim Potok

Lacan , Derrida and Foucault are the perfect prophets for the weak, anxious academic personality, trapped in verbal formulas and perennially defeated by circumstances. They offer a self-exculpating cosmic explanation for the normal professorial state of resentment, alienation, dithering passivity and inaction. — Camille Paglia

I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants to get drunk and go out with hookers. — Nathan Lane