Goober Grape Quotes & Sayings

I want to do weird things and big budget things and no budget things. I don't have a five-year plan. — Taika Waititi

If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there. — Ken Thompson

Humans. Violent but peace-loving. Passionate but cerebral. Humane but cruel. Impulsive but calculating. Generous but selfish. Humans. Altogether a contradictory and deeply flawed species. And yet ... And yet, somehow I knew that they represented the best hope of the galaxy. Perhaps the only hope. — Katherine Applegate

A romantic, I think the word is. Latin for idiot. — Tom Holt

Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money. — Johnny Carson

A man can gasp out his life beside you-and you feel none of it. Pity, Sympathy, sure-but you don't feel the pain. Your belly is whole and that's what counts. A half-yard away someone's world is snuffled out in roaring agony-and you feel nothing. That's the misery of the world. — Erich Maria Remarque

Joy and pain, they are but two arteries of the one heart that pumps through all those who don't numb themselves to really living. — Ann Voskamp

Voting is proof that gullibility has been certified as a public virtue. — ABifarelli

Ultimately, Hausner's efforts regarding the murder were thwarted when questions posed by both Servatius and the judges proved that Avraham Gordon, whom Hausner called as the witness to the murder, could not have observed it.

-- The Eichmann Trial, page 99 — Deborah E. Lipstadt

I think there's a collective consciousness around the world that there are things beyond our control that have the power to annihilate us, as a species, and it's all rather frightening. — Laurie Holden

A person probably couldn't live without pride. But living by pride, alone the prospects were too dark. Way too dark. — Haruki Murakami