Golf Towel Quotes & Sayings

Can I assume the excrement has encountered the turbine? — Owen R. O'Neill

Arsenal have a goalkeeper emergency at the moment. I'll gladly step in. — Jens Lehmann

Your guardian angel must have been working over time,' Penny laughed shakily.

Rose laughed as she put her arms around her sister and hugged her. 'More like the Devil taking care of his own. — Margaret Dickinson

Make no choice, and you have chosen. Failure to decide, because you lack the right, is itself a decision, First Councilor. In abstaining, you vote. — George R R Martin

To ensnare an elusive answer, camouflage the question. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

The reality however is that in order to make progress in life, we have to embrace discomfort. — Sunday Adelaja

I don't really think of myself or picture myself as a Hollywood person. — Josie Bissett

There's a joke in everything, the trick is finding it. The best compliment a joke can get is what Huxley said about Darwin's theory of evolution - 'Why didn't I think of that?' — Emo Philips