Golf Strokes Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Rarely do more than three or four variables really count. Everything else is noise. — Martin J. Whitman

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman

Uh huh, you sure can, Mr. Man," the heftier girl said smacking her lips. She expressively started to wave her long fingernail in his face. "You that actor that is fucking Lailiana ain't you." "Ethiopia! How you gonna ask the man who he fucking?" "Shit, why can't I? That's what he doing! That's what I heard he doing. He grown. He can answer for himself." First of all, who the hell does shit like that? Secondly, did she just say that the big tittied heifer's name is Ethiopia? — Will Blue

The hazards of the generalized prisoner's dilemma are removed by the match between the right and the good. — John Rawls

Powerful advertising is anticipated, personal, and relevant. — Seth

Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold,
And the mate of the Nancybrig,
And a bos'sun tight, and a midshipmite,
And the crew of the captain's gig! — W.S. Gilbert

The best food I've ever eaten in my life has come from the poorest communities. — Jamie Oliver

The voice of the people has about it something divine: for how otherwise can so many heads agree together as one? — Francis Bacon

Gene Roddenbury felt that television was being wasted. That it had the potential for enlightenment and even inspiration. — George Takei

If we are deprived of hope as well as fear, we are compensated by being given an almost endless patience for enduring or simply for waiting. — Joseph Wood Krutch