Golf Driver Quotes & Sayings

If it really made sense to "let the club do the work," you'd just say, "Driver, wedge to the green, one-putt," and walk to the next tee. — Tom Mulligan

Your confidence is the 15th club in your bag. You'd like it to be a thick headed driver. But it sometimes seems like a pretty weak little stick. — Peter Jacobsen

Your level of self-confidence in life is determined by the whole quality of your life". — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

A story told me by Michael Barrie: Jesus and the Blessed Virgin go out to play golf. The Blessed Virgin is at the top of her form, drives and lands on the green. Jesus slices and lands in the bushes. A squirrel picks up the ball and runs off with it. A dog grab the squirrel, which still holds the ball in its mouth. An eagle swoops down, picks up the dog, squirrel and ball, and soars into the air. Out of a clear sky, lightning strikes the eagle, which drops the dog which drops the squirrel which drops the ball, right into the hole. The Blessed Virgin throws down her driver and exclaims indignantly, 'Look, are you going to play golf or just fuck around? — Christopher Isherwood

Wizard's Sixth Rule
The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason. — Terry Goodkind

No life anywhere, no life in this town or this place or in this weary existence — Charles Bukowski

For one thing, I like to walk when I play golf. Now I don't walk the whole way, but I try not to be the driver when in a cart. — Darrell Royal

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. — Henry Miller

I can honestly say in my entire career, I've never gone around a golf course and not mis-hit a shot, but today I never missed a shot. I hit every driver perfect, every iron perfect. I'm in awe of myself. — Greg Norman

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it. — Lee Trevino

Even David Hume, one of history most famous skeptics, said it's just barely possible that God exists. — Peter Kreeft

'You know Bobby, when I was your age I'd drive the ball right over those trees at the corner.' Feeling challenged Mr. Cole hit a big driver right into those big trees. Snead then said 'Of course, when I was your age, those trees were only 10 feet high.' — Sam Snead

I envy that man who passes through life safely, to the world and fame unknown. — Euripides