Goldsbury Jordan Quotes & Sayings

I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for love - or to get on your partner's health insurance policy, or for presents? No one was going to buy two people in their thirties a four-slice toaster if we just continued to live in sin. — Jen Kirkman

It appears, Mister Lipwig, that you do not understand the nature of our relationship. I ask, very politely, for you to achieve something, bearing in mind that there are other ways I could ask, and it is your job to get things done. — Terry Pratchett

Today's Communism can survive only if it abandons the myth of an infallible party, if it continues to think, and if it becomes democratic. — Friedrich Durrenmatt

Elaboration is not beauty, and sand-paper never finished a piece of bad work. — William Morris Hunt

The way I hold the club, I've got my hand way over, like I'm driving a motorcycle. My Kawasaki grip. — Pete Sampras

How long is a girl a child? She is a child, and then one morning you wake up she's a woman, and a dozen different people of whom you recognize none. — Louis L'Amour