Goddamned Bats Quotes & Sayings

I had a pretty sexual imagination for a kid. — Janet Jackson

The first and only begotten of God which was before every creature and creation visible and invisible, the commander-in-chief of the rational and immortal host of heaven, the messenger of the great counsel, the executor of the Father's unspoken will, the creator, with the Father, of all things, the second cause of the universe after the Father, the true and only-begotten Son of God, the Lord and God and King of all created things, the one who has received dominion and power, with divinity itself, and with might and honor from the Father; as it is said in regard to him in the mystical passages of Scripture which speak of his divinity: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." [John 1:1] "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made." [John 1:3] — Eusebius

I'm looking at the window and can't understand why there are six hundred thousand SUVs here in this little town. No one can even move. Why doesn't everyone just get out and walk? — Kelly Reichardt

Hope for the best, be prepared for the worse. Life is shocking, but you must never appear to be shocked. For no matter how bad it is it could be worse and no matter how good it is it could be better. — Maya Angelou

None of us can come to the highest maturity without enduring the summer heat of trials. — Charles Spurgeon

Customers buy 1/4 holes, not 1/4 bits. — Theodore Levitt

Dolce & Gabbana is like our child. The editing of a collection before a show is a tough call, as we would like to show everything! — Stefano Gabbana

The readiness is all — William Shakespeare

Why we Americans should be so dendrophilic in our homes, and so dendrophobic in our business-districts is another subject of study which should be referred to our anthropologists. — George R. Stewart

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. — Adam Carolla

Growth in the Chinese automobile market has exceeded everyone's expectations. — Martin Winterkorn

Well, you just know, as a writer, I didn't really write one of the five best screenplays of the year. There were lots of brilliant screenplays; I was just one of the lucky ones who got nominated. — Patrick Marber

Deficits are like putting dynamite in the hands of children. They can get out of control very quickly. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

In early sobriety I heard that if you have an idea after ten p.m., it is probably not a good idea - and this was before e-mail. — Anne Lamott

Its better to lose your ego to the One you Love than to lose the One you Love to your Ego — John Keats