Godbeer Mma Quotes & Sayings

Don't you mean 'assclown'?" he looked amused.
"No," I said louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses. — Michelle Hodkin

Good nature, or what is often considered as such, is the most selfish of all virtues: it is nine times out of ten mere indolence of disposition. William Hazlitt, 'On the Knowledge of Character' (1822) — Alan Bennett

At "tooth fairy," Sophie popped her head out the door. "I will smack that bitch up and take her bag of quarters! I will not be fucked with! — Christopher Moore

It dawned on me that art was the way I could survive. — Maurice Sendak

God, make me so uncomfortable that I will do the very thing I fear. — Ruby Dee

Chronic negative thinking and the emotions it invokes is, like many destructive behaviors, a form of addiction ... it may not be very pleasant, but it's familiar. — Lauren Mackler

I'm Adorable. I Look like Keira Knightley Running Errands! — Mindy Kaling

Working in a prison, is, to my mind, similar in ways to working in a coal mine. It's going to scare away a lot of people. — Jennifer Haigh

Amazon thrived because it implemented the online bookstore idea better than any of its early rivals did, not because it was the only company to have the idea or the first company to have the idea. It continues to grow only because it keeps trying to improve on the details of the idea and the way it puts it into practise. — Max McKeown

I say getting a lecturing from Oprah is probably the most terrifying lecture you could possibly get. — Jane Velez-Mitchell

I often thought men stank of rage; it is why I preferred women, and homosexuals. — Harold Brodkey

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. — Irvin S. Cobb

Children are harmed more by our apathy than our error. — Jay Strack

The real aim of social and industrial organization ought to be the production of strong, healthy men and women, capable of playing and working with the least pain and the greatest joy. — Charles A. Beard

Our ignorance, and it is based on the egos we have. It is the unwillingness to go beyond ego. — Edgar Mitchell