God Laughing At Our Plans Quotes & Sayings

My typical morning involves some time on the treadmill, but obviously I skip that a lot. Mostly, I wake up, check my email, then get to work on the various interviews and questions and phone calls that come with being an author. — Karin Slaughter

Creation sprawls like a dewed and willing maiden outside your window awaiting only the lechery of your senses... — Glen Duncan

My mom didn't believe in putting chemicals in hair. But when I got to college, we didn't have A/C in our dorms freshman year. So after several days of waking up looking like a Chia Pet, I was like 'OK, I'm gonna get a perm.' And then my hair revolted and fell out. I was over that quick, fast and in a hurry. — Keshia Knight Pulliam

I believe in the Lord, Jesus Christ, and His Mother, Holy Mary. Jesus was a living baby once. He went bare-footed like we do in the summer. I saw a picture where He was a boy and had no shoes on. And when He was a man, He went fishing, like papa did once. And they could hurt Him, too, like they couldn't hurt God. Jesus wouldn't go around punishing people. He knew about people. So I will always believe in Jesus Chirst.'
They made the sign of the cross as Catholics do when mentioning Jesus' name. Then she put her hand on Neely's knee and spoke in a whisper.
'Neely, I wouldn't tell anybody but you, but I don't believe in God anymore.'
'I want to go home,' said Neely. He was shivering. — Betty Smith

Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh. — Christopher Titus

You let go of my hand
to hold on to my heart
Distance grasps us tight
now that we are apart — Munia Khan

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. — Lenny Bruce

Ironically, we are all too often educated out of rather than in to an awareness of the body. — Jean Houston

They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule. — Behdad Sami

I do not say that one who is vegetarian is full of compassion and one who is not, is otherwise. We sometimes find people, who are vegetarians, are very bad people. — Morarji Desai

I wanted to be a psychologist. You know, I thought that's what I'd be doing and it just goes to show you that, if you tell God your plans, He will laugh in your face. — Gabourey Sidibe

Announcin' your plans is a good way to hear god laugh. — Al Swearengen

I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans. — Robbie Williams

In place of moral absolutes, they promote moral relativism and sometimes even question the very existence of truth and reality. To them truth and reality are what we subjectively perceive them to be. — Ben Shapiro

My first commercial was an Old Navy commercial where I stood in line in front of a club, and Fran Drescher was in it. — Amber Stevens