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Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Pete Seeger

This world is so full of hypocrisy, the only way you can be honest is to be a hermit. — Pete Seeger

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By William T. Vollmann

After college, I went to San Francisco and worked as a secretary in a reinsurance company. That was a pretty dismal job. It was a real small place. Guys would come in, and they'd sort of stick out their arms like wings so I could take their coats off. They'd tell me, 'Two,' and I'd put two lumps of sugar in their coffee. — William T. Vollmann

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Kawakami Hiromi

The first time I asked a girl on date, well, I actually wrote out something like a flow chart of how the conversation might go — Kawakami Hiromi

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Dave Morris

The writer must be a transcendent, not immanent, deity. — Dave Morris

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Carla VanKoughnett

It's better to have a million small religions with each one containing a great truth. Than one great religion containing a million small truths. — Carla VanKoughnett

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Bill Nye

If you meet somebody who says he or she has never dreamed of flying, I don't believe you. I mean, they're lying. — Bill Nye

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Donna Rice

It was hard to turn down the money since I didn't have a job, but I didn't want to exploit my notoriety because I knew the way I'd been living was wrong. — Donna Rice

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Li Bai

A pity it is evening, yet
I do love the water of this spring
seeing how clear it is, how clean;
rays of sunset gleam on it,
lighting up its ripples, making it
one with those who travel
the roads; I turn and face
the moon; sing it a song, then
listen to the sound of the wind
amongst the pines. — Li Bai

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Alexander Smith

To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for. — Alexander Smith

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If it is the greatest truth that you seek, the plants can direct you. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Ken Follett

Half the people in London were not English anyway: they were Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Caribbean, Indian and Chinese. All the drug dealers came from islands: Maltese men sold pep pills, — Ken Follett

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Marshall McLuhan

Persons grouped around a fire or candle for warmth or light are less able to pursue independent thoughts, or even tasks, than people supplied with electric light. In the same way, the social and educational patterns latent in automation are those of self-employment and artistic autonomy. — Marshall McLuhan

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Dick York

I'm trying to go over my lines. I woke up on the floor, somebody had me in their arms. I didn't quite know who, people looked so unfamiliar. That's about all I remember. — Dick York

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Robert Goolrick

But this here, the valley of sweet Virginia, this is the blissful shore. There is no more to reach for. But, humming, he knows. He knows what he believes. He believes in the strength of muscle, the pleasures of the body, the goodness of the heart. He believes in goodness, and this is a new thing, a gift to him from the river and the land and the blue light now almost black, the ink of the sky pocked with stars. This is what the valley and its waters whisper into his ear, in this evening into night. He believes at this moment, and he will always believe it, that people are good, and that he is good among them. — Robert Goolrick

Goal Setting Funny Quotes By Deyth Banger

The Film Unknown 2011, Reminds me for Click for Mr.Nobody. — Deyth Banger