Glumpkin Quotes & Sayings

No, numb nuts. I've just learned some shit these last few years while I was away. You give people a little respect, and they rise up to meet you. Not always, but sometimes. Don't mistake it for me going soft. I'll just as soon pound someone's asshole into their brain if they fucking deserve it. Do you all understand? — Debra Anastasia

After failing four times and after working for other people and realizing that nobody paid attention to the food like they should have, we wanted to just pay attention to the food and service. — Paul Prudhomme

Knowledge was like a mouthful of dust. — Marion Zimmer Bradley

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots. — Grumpy Cat

Kitten, I'd break my fucking pitching arm if it meant keeping you safe. — J. Sterling

People probably heard a greater quantity of music, and a greater variety, on these devices than they would ever hear in person in their lifetimes. — David Byrne

binoculars and took another look — Trace Conger

At the time I wasn't even sure what she meant - what does anyone do? We mark time until we die. She was still waiting for an answer. My roommate filled the silence. "He's a writer," he said. "Oh," she said. "What does he write about?" "His dick." She gave me a sharp look and said, "That sounds like pornography." "No," my roommate said. "If he writes about other people's dicks, it's porn. But if it's his own, it's art. — Chris Offutt

Droughts especially appear to have accompanied the spirits of the dead in bee-form, and for this reason the honey offering was almost always customary in rain-magic, and the power of predicting rain was attributed to the bee. — Hilda M. Ransome

No man's an island. Not even the ones that think they are. Especially not them. — Mark Lawrence

I'm never pleased with anything, I'm a perfectionist, it's part of who I am. — Michael Jackson