Glasbergen Quotes & Sayings

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. — Randy Glasbergen

Honey, when you say we can't communicate... what exactly do you mean? — Randy Glasbergen

We have a saying in Marseilles: a man in no hurry gets nowhere fast. I have been in no hurry for eight years. — Gregory David Roberts

the Bible was to him the vehicle of God's power first, and secondly of our knowledge of Him. — John Calvin

These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I'll figure out how to do it. — Randy Glasbergen

I was a huge nerd in high school. Sure, I socialized - but I was definitely a nerd. — Bella Heathcote

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen

The sight of the money depressed her, because in such small familiar things the foreign country around her was best expressed. — Philip Larkin

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times. — Randy Glasbergen

It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains. — Randy Glasbergen

The whole analogy of natural operations furnishes so complete and crushing an argument against the intervention of any but what are termed secondary causes, in the production of all the phenomena of the universe; that, in view of the intimate relations between Man and the rest of the living world; and between the forces exerted by the latter and all other forces, I can see no excuse for doubting that all are co-ordinated terms of Nature's great progression, from the formless to the formed from the inorganic to the organic from blind force to conscious intellect and will. — Thomas Huxley

It is not when a man is at the end of his life, but when a man is at the end of his profession, that his soul shows itself. — Matthew Pearl

I'm not trying to box you in. I'm just trying to live with you. — J.D. Robb

He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his freedom. — Randy Glasbergen

He was fighting hard to draw a line where politics could stop, where family loyalty could stop and his own personal morality and his own life could begin. It was hard to find that place — Bob Woodward

The moment of truth, the sudden emergence of a new insight, is an act of intuition. — Arthur Koestler

Of course I can accept you for who you are. You are someone I need to change. — Randy Glasbergen

Our society allows people to be absolutely neurotic and totally out of touch with their feelings and everyone else's feelings, and yet be very respectable. — Ntozake Shange

What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? — Randy Glasbergen

I only know what I have seen. What I have not seen doesn't make my heart heavy. — Barack Obama

I write about families. That is who we are. — Per Petterson

I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey. — Randy Glasbergen

I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"? — Randy Glasbergen

Maintain a spirit of peace and you will save a thousand souls. — Seraphim Of Sarov

Beware of color theories. Theories in color photography are dangerous. The plain fact that there are so many of them proves my point. — Ernst Haas

I think graffiti is part of Berlin culture. You think about what the Berlin wall meant and how visible that was in everyone's life. How it was a part of their very identity. — Ian Bremmer