Glagolitic Quotes & Sayings

My computer terminal whistles at me: YOU HAVE MAIL. No shit, Sherlock, I always have mail. It's an existential thing: if I don't have mail it would mean that something is very wrong with the world — Charles Stross

When Elvis came out on stage, it became electric. And the way people responded to him was such that, you know, I never saw that kind of response toward any other performer. — Linda Thompson

It was not right to believe anything you couldn't see or hold in your hands or test with your teeth. — Flannery O'Connor

Shah Ismail had fallen victim to the rarely used, great Uzbek anti-Shiite potato and sturgeon curse, which required quantities of potatoes and caviar which were not easy to amass, and a unity of purpose among the Sunni witches which was likewise difficult to achieve. — Salman Rushdie

When you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap. — Mason Cooley

Never mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It's the skim milk that needs good teachers. — Bel Kaufman

Stop Relying on That Body! — Michelle Visage

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. — Eubie Blake

Any Michael Jackson song will make any dancer go nuts. — Harry Shum Jr.

I didn't moisturise when I was younger, but when I got to 27 I decided to start slathering myself in oil, and now I'm obsessed with moisturising. — Alexa Chung

We are older by faith than by experience. — Henry David Thoreau