Gittie Kohn Quotes & Sayings

You never knew which split second might be the zigzag bolt dividing all that went before from the everything that comes next. — Barbara Kingsolver

How'd you become Mr. Expert?" "Porn. Porn and the Hallmark Channel. — Hades

The peace sign is with two fingers not one. — Meg Cabot

The search for a "suitable" church makes the man a critic where God wants him to be a pupil. What he wants from the layman in church is an attitude which may, indeed, be critical in the sense of rejecting what is false or unhelpful but which is wholly uncritical in the sense that it does not appraise- does not waste time in thinking about what it rejects, but lays itself open in uncommenting, humble receptivity to any nourishment that is going. — C.S. Lewis

I was brought up to understand Darwin's theory of evolution. I spent hours and hours in the Natural History Museum in London looking at the descriptions of how different kinds of animals had evolved, looking at the sequence of fossil bones looking gradually more and more and more and more like the modern fossil. — Jane Goodall

And how did this misfortune occur? inquired the latter, resuming the interrupted conversation. — Alexandre Dumas

Ghana will not be built in a day. But it should be built every day and the body that houses the eyes reading this owns the hands that will ensure this. — Nana Awere Damoah

One thing of the many things that I know about Jesse Jackson, he is persistent. — Jackie Jackson

I particularly want you to meet Miss Bucholtz."
The very idea made him uneasy. "Why is that,
Ma'am?" he bluntly asked.
Mrs. Morgan hesitated. "Keep this under your hat, mind you."
"Yes, Ma'am."
She let out a tired sigh. "I've brought Miss Bucholtz to replace Mr. Gabellini."
Howie pictured a dried up old spinster with the same commanding presence as Mrs. Morgan, a real battle-axe.
"Fireworks are coming. Are you sure a woman is the right, uh, person for the job?"
"Bertha Bucholz is one of the best cooks I know. I guarantee by this time next month, you men will all be sporting five extra pounds. — Debra Holland

Do not seek to have events happen as you want them to, but instead want them to happen as they do happen, and your life will go well. - EPICTETUS — Jonathan Haidt

God pisses down the back of your neck every day, but only drowns you once. — Stephen King

Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker!
- Sleeping with the Fishes — MaryJanice Davidson

Why are people getting on elevators shocked to find people getting off elevators? — Brian Regan