Girlfriend Groups Quotes & Sayings

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle

The story of one person is the story of all of humanity. — Paulo Coelho

And like many a Christian before them, they completely forgot that the only sword-shaped weapon Jesus ever actually used was the one He died on. — David James Duncan

Recovery begins from the darkest moment. — John Major

And I honestly like her about twenty times more now than I did when we were dating. But love needs to have a future. — Rachel Cohn

Chap in the cagoule." "What's a cagoule?" "Eleven? Do I hear eleven? Big fat man with the shameless wig? No? Still with the chap in the lightweight, knee-length anorak of French origin, very popular with bearded prannies who wear ethnic shoes, get off on Olde English folk music and have girlfriends called Ros who run encounter groups where you can find your true self and be at one with the cosmos. Eleven still with you, sir." "Well!" said the chap in the cagoule. "I don't know if I want it now." "Oh go on," said Ros, his girlfriend. "Twelve," said a new voice. — Anonymous