Quotes & Sayings About Girl Friendships Funny

Growing up, I was in love with Jennifer Aniston from 'Friends.' — Dylan O'Brien

I've been asked to pose for Playboy. — Elizabeth Jagger

Do all the work you can, there is enough rest in the grave. — Lailah Gifty Akita

In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country ... In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have this. — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Many religions have attempted to make statues of their gods very large, and the idea, I suppose, is to make us feel small. But if that's their purpose, they can keep their paltry icons. We need only look up if we wish to feel small. — Carl Sagan

I feel like I was born to do this ... I started working professionally as soon as I could, doing weddings and things like that in high school, while everyone else was having keg parties. I just felt destined to do it and really committed and driven; it was something that just felt right all my life. — Idina Menzel

Every man should measure himself by his own standard.
[Lat., Metiri se quemque suo modulo ac pede verum est.] — Horace

To some Germans and, no doubt, to most foreigners it appeared that a charlatan had come to power in Berlin. To the majority of Germans Hitler had - or would shortly assume - the aura of a truly charismatic leader. They were to follow him blindly, as if he possessed a divine judgment, for the next twelve tempestuous years. — William L. Shirer

One truth discovered is immortal, and entitles its author to be so; for, like a new substance in nature, it cannot be destroyed. — William Hazlitt

Love is not insatiable. What is insatiable is the need for love. — Marty Rubin

Fate is how your life unfolds when you let fear determine your choices. A path of destiny reveals itself to you, however, when you confront your fear and make conscious choices. — Caroline Myss

Camera-Phones are at the root of the Citizen-Journalism revolution. — Philippe Kahn

Don't measure the size of the mountain; talk to the One who can move it. — Max Lucado

My father was cursed," James said from the darkness. "Whereas I? I'm damned. — Cassandra Clare