Ginsu Knives Quotes & Sayings

I really like to do comedy, and I did comedy the first 2 years after I graduated college, so I really love it and appreciate it. — Heather Doerksen

It is remarkable that when great discoveries are effected, their simplicity always seems to detract from their originality: on these occasions we are reminded of the egg of Columbus! — Benjamin Disraeli

There is no more embarrassing thing in my life that the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, I would like to order the Ginsu Knife. — Jerry Seinfeld

When I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs. — Valeria Golino

He hadn't meant to get so angry at Morgan. He didn't often get angry at other people. There was no sense in it. The person you were angry at was rarely ever repentant. Now, getting angry with yourself had some merit. It showed you had sense enough to chastise the one person who had any hope of benefiting from it. And he was plenty angry with himself. For many things. — Sarah Addison Allen

Just because you escape one trap, doesn't mean you will escape the next. — Leigh Bardugo

Faith means believing in what you do even when it does not bear visible fruit. — J.M. Coetzee

When the author admits to Christians that he was not a Christian himself, he says their dialogue became distant and rehearsed, like a pitch for Ginsu knives. — Kevin Roose

The failures of the past must not be an excuse for the inaction of the present and the future. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if you watched the entire infomercial, Barack threw in a free set of Ginsu knives for you. — Conan O'Brien

There is no influence like the influence of habit. — Gilbert Parker

He did not think about any promises his master had made to him, and he did not consider it work but sheer pleasure to go around seeking adventures, no matter how dangerous they might be. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister. — Steve Alten

In God's family, there are no outsiders, no enemies. — Desmond Tutu

I am not a storyteller ... not like the others. I only have one tale to tell. — Kate Morton

Before I do a play I say that I hope it's going to be for as short a time as possible but, once you do it, it is a paradoxical pleasure. One evening out of two there are five minutes of a miracle and for those five minutes you want to do it again and again. It's like a drug. — Isabelle Huppert

After all, a person is herself, and others. Relationships chisel the final shape of one's being. — N.K. Jemisin

His smile reappeared. It was not large or extraordinary, but it was one I would not soon forget. — Tess Oliver