Gianaris Primary Quotes & Sayings

Love means never having to shave your back. — Devan Sipher

My relationship is so dysfunctional, last night I had revenge sex and make-up porn. — Quentin R. Bufogle

I think there is a song out there to describe just about any situation. — Criss Jami

We must not stay as we are, doing always what was done last time; or we shall stick in the mud. — George Bernard Shaw

Humans are the reproductive organs of technology. — Kevin Kelly

How do you know your boss is a lesbian?
It's when she always park her bike in a dike — Stephan Attia

It was my grandmother who first told me that a woman marries a man in the belief that he'll change but he doesn't
and a man marries a woman in the belief that she won't change but she does. — James Carlos Blake

I have been afraid all my life that I am going to die. All my life it has been stuffed in my imagination. — Patty Duke

I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry. — Rick Majerus