Ghiordes Quotes & Sayings

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher

Just wanted to make sure the number wasn't a fake," Az said.
She couldn't help her bitter laugh. "Well, you can go ahead and erase it. A bit of advice? Either kiss a girl or don't. Never stop halfway through. — Leah Clifford

Most people don't have that willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like victims. — Carlos Santana

I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive. — Demetri Martin

What convinces is conviction. Believe in the argument you're advancing. If you don't you're as good as dead. The other person will sense that something isn't there, and no chain of reasoning, no matter how logical or elegant or brilliant, will win your case for you. — Lyndon B. Johnson

He spent the afternoon alone in the streets. — Orson Scott Card

You arrogant, selfish, egotistical, medieval, despotic, swollen-headed, dumb, idiot penis owner! — Christine Warren