Gheebat Funny Quotes & Sayings

Everybody make words,' he continued. 'Everybody write things down. Children in school do lessons in my books. Teachers put grades in my books. Love letters sent in envelopes I sell. Ledgers for accountants, pads for shopping lists, agendas for planning week. Everything in here important to life, and that make me happy, give honour to my life.'
The man delivered his little speech with such solemnity, such a grave sense of purpose and commitment, I confess that I felt moved. What kind of stationery store owner was this, I wondered, who expounded to his customers on the metaphysics of paper, who saw himself as serving an essential role in the myriad affairs of humanity? There was something comical about it, I suppose, but as I listened to him talk, it didn't occur to me to laugh. — Paul Auster

I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back. — Tionne Rogers

Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa. — George Steinbrenner

Perhaps there is no more dangerous place for a Christian to be than in safety and comfort, detached from the suffering of others. — Shane Claiborne

There are too many people sympathetic to radical Islam. We should be looking at them more carefully and finding out how we can infiltrate them. — Peter T. King

As cool as I want my kids to be, they're just like any other kid. They don't love eggplant unless it is covered in cheese. — Debi Mazar

France, after the month of May, will share trust with the current leadership of the United States which, on many subjects, has tended to take useful positions in our view. — Francois Hollande

THE KNOWN CHILD I wondered to what extent people remained the same as they'd been when very young; if one peeled back the layers of living one would come to the known child. — Dick Francis