Quotes & Sayings About Gf Birthday

People sometimes cling to the strangest beliefs. On the one hand, they believe in an all loving God, but on the other hand they believe He will give you cancer to test or mature you. — Paul Silway

So once the zookeeper realized it was the monkeys who stole the bananas, he knew there was only one way he'd be able to get them back."
"How?" I whispered. My throat was so sore.
"Don't talk. He had to beat them in shuffleboard, of course."
"What?"
"I said don't talk. Monkeys love shuffleboard."
He used a page from a homework assignment he'd failed and a stack of quarters to make a shuffleboard court. I watched the monkeys and the zookeepers have their showdown while I sipped the last of my applejuice.
"Need more?" Graham asked me without looking up, when my straw skidded against the dry bottom of the box.
"Uh uh."
"You're supposed to drink juice."
"I just drank some."
"More, though."
I shook my head.
"Drink more juice or the monkeys are going to kill you. The only thing they love more than shuffleboard is beating up dehydrated sick boys. — Hannah Moskowitz

People underestimate the importance of dilligence as a virtue. No doubt it has something to do with how supremely mundane it seems. It is defined as "the constant and earnest effort to accomplish what is undertaken." ... Understood, however, as the prerequisite of great accomplishment, diligence stands as one of the most difficult challenges facing any group of people who take on tasks of risk and consequence. It sets a high, seemingly impossible, expectation for performance and human behavior. — Atul Gawande

Swear off boys, Penelope. Do yourself a favor and stay away from evil, soul-sucking penises. — Mary Elizabeth

Michael is not only my friend, he's my family. — Emmanuel Lewis

The Common Core State Standards are more rigorous standards than the great majority of states had in place previously. — Jeb Bush

To the degree you experience God's love towards you - seeing you as beautiful and radiant - to that degree sex won't ruin your life. — Timothy Keller

As I've said many times and publicly, a war between China and Taiwan that involves the United States is a lose-lose-lose. — Dennis C. Blair

I didn't want to get into acting just to play bystanders. I feel a bystander enough in my own life. And I do think that theatre can contribute to a certain analysis and commentary on our own world. — Elliot Cowan

If you want to be a photographer, first leave home — Steve McCurry