Gevorgian Seminary Quotes & Sayings

If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs. — Bill Maher

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. — Sarah Silverman

Awesome, Monk have a brother from the film Monk 2000, however... what makes you think that film and reality are different? — Deyth Banger

Like anything else, you can use the Internet for good or ill. You can get out of it what you want to. There's no evil about it. The way I see it, it's a liberation. — Willie Nelson

I had a sketch called 'Fedora Basketball,' which was about basketball players having to wear hats; in addition to scoring points, they have to make sure their fedoras don't fall off. — Hannibal Buress