Gertrude Pratt Quotes & Sayings

Pimps make the best librarians. — Avi Steinberg

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. — Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm your husband. I can wait as long as I please and still have all of you. — Rosamund Hodge

New ideas often need old buildings. — Jane Jacobs

Despite the encouraging and wonderful gains and the changes for women which have occurred in my lifetime, there is still room to advance and to promote correction of the remaining deficiencies and imbalances. — Sandra Day O'Connor

Half the time, in this life, you wouldn't know where you are nor when. There are moments of unpleasant liveliness. Tamp that the fuck down is best. — Kevin Barry

We just had to keep going and hope that whoever was in charge up top got his act together or started receiving pro-zombie messages from a higher power-living or divine.It really didn't matter at this point. — Lia Habel

I would say at the moment the only person who could have played me this past year would have to be Angelina Jolie. — Emma Forrest

Don't hold your breath, sweetheart. You'll die. Guaranteed, I shouted over my shoulder as I pulled open the screen door with new resolve. — J. Sterling

When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door? — Bill Engvall