Gernert Quotes & Sayings

We all do better when we work together. Our differences do matter, but our common humanity matters more. — Bill Clinton

Satan could make an "A" in my Systematic Theology course. He knows the information and knows that the information is true. — R.C. Sproul

I have always felt that the only great thing about an interview is the questions that are asked. — Diana Vreeland

The sports page told me that the New Jersey Niggers had beaten the Boston Micks. Some player on the Houston Hebes had accused the San Antonio Spics of dropping their last game to get a higher draft pick. The league was expanding to Toronto, and since they had already honored African Americans, Irish Americans, Jewish Americans, and Hispanic Americans, they wanted to name a team to honor Native Americans. They — MariJo Moore

This is why she hates Alabaster: not because he is more powerful, not even because he is crazy, but because he refuses to allow her any of the polite fictions and unspoken truths that have kept her comfortable, and safe, for years. — N.K. Jemisin

Results are obtained by exploiting opportunities, not by solving problems. — Peter F. Drucker

When I found stand-up, it was like finding home. — Bobby Lee

Cookbooks, it should be stressed, do not belong in the kitchen at all. We keep them there for the sake of appearances; occasionally, we smear their pages together with vibrant green glazes or crimson compotes, in order to delude ourselves, and any passing browsers, that we are practicing cooks; but in all honesty, a cookbook is something you read in the living room, or in the bathroom, or in bed. — Anthony Lane

The IRA have nowhere to go. I've stripped away all their excuses, one by one. — Albert Reynolds

The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been on lately, we passengers would have swiftly beaten them to death with those hard rolls you get with your in-flight meals. — Dave Barry

Character is the most precious gift of education. — Sai Baba

If you ask me to kiss you, I will," he says.
His fingers stroke the inside of my wrists, and I burst into flames.
"Kiss me," I say.
He does. — Stephanie Perkins