Gern Quotes & Sayings

Pluralism is denied logically; inclusivism is denied scripturally, and that leaves us with exclusivism ... you have to know that Jesus died and believe in it in order to be saved. — Norman Geisler

After analyzing the DNA of 13,000 Australians, scientists recently found several genes that differed between liberals and conservatives. — Jonathan Haidt

Fear, what a strange thing fear was... — Agatha Christie

There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh. — George Meyer

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider

You told me I was part of the clan, that I was one of you. You told me you'd protect me, treasure me, and that no one would ever hurt me again. You told me we'd have eternity together, like a freaking Hallmark card! — Kresley Cole

We are to love God most importantly so that we can grow to love people as he loved us, not so that we can feel more divine and worthy than the worldly. — Criss Jami

The past ... is a dim avenue down which we may walk and find the diverging paths of terror and beauty and passion ... — Martha Ostenso

Someone who never has fun with money misses the point. Someone who never invests money will never have any. Someone who never gives is a monkey with his hand in a bottle. — Dave Ramsey

The time which we have at our disposal every day is elastic; the passions that we feel expand it, those that we inspire contract it; and habit fills up what remains. — Marcel Proust

I was at a dinner party with a group of people, and we were talking about fake names. You know, how its difficult to come up with a really great fake name. Its a very specific type of gift. You don't want to go too far into the silly, and you don't want to go too far into the banal. I always thought one of the funniest names ever was Gern Blanston, which came from a Steve Martin routine on one of his early records. — Paul Rudd