Geriguard Quotes & Sayings

It's fun to sing sad songs. And it's fun to listen to sad songs. Enjoyable. Satisfying. Something. — Richard Thompson

My earliest poems appear almost skeletal to me now - it seems I've learned to add meat, muscle and a nice suit of clothes. — Wanda Lea Brayton

When I was young, I worked for a capitalist twelve hours a day and I was always tired. Now I work for myself twenty hours a day and I never get tired — Nikita Khrushchev

What are these hopes, and who is this savior?" "Imagination," replied Cincinnatus. — Vladimir Nabokov

I love Jesus as much as I ever have. And I'm gay. Deal with it. — Vicky Beeching

Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse. — Warren Beatty

Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?"
"This is a dental office," the receptionist explained. "People come here to get a healthy smile."
There was another groan.
Puck laughed. "Sure! That guy sounds like he's smiling alright. Are you hiring? — Michael Buckley

The Bible is more to be admired than the Louvre Museum, and the Gospel of John is perhaps its Mona Lisa. — James M. Hamilton Jr.

It was simply what happened when the histories of two people dovetailed into one. — Jodi Picoult

Sarah drops her spent handgun and grabs some crazy-looking lightweight machine gun, the kind of thing I used to believe didn't exist outside of action movies.
"You know how to use that thing?" I ask.
"They all work pretty much the same," she replies. "You just point and click. — Pittacus Lore

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is. — John Cleese