Gerico Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever. — Samuel Beckett

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. — Mel Brooks

I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off. — Mindy Kaling

I believe love is why we're here on the planet and that ultimately it's our purpose for life. They say people who've had near-death experiences often report back that at the end of our lives we have a life review and we're asked one question, and that question is, how much did you love? — Marci Shimoff

The one thing Hugo did better than almost anyone else, the one constant for much of his life, was being taken away in a most ignominious way. — Craig Lancaster

You connect with who you connect with, and if your feelings are strong enough then you'll make that work. — Jesse Metcalfe

What you need is a chick from Camden,' Van Patten says, after recovering from McDermott's statement.
Oh great,' I say. 'Some chick who thinks it's okay to fuck her brother.'
Yeah, but they think AIDS is a new band from England,' Price points out.
Where's dinner?' Van Patten asks, absently studying the question scrawled on his napkin. 'Where the fuck are we going?'
It's really funny that girls think guys are concerned with that, with diseases and stuff,' Van Patten says, shaking his head.
I'm not gonna wear a fucking condom,' McDermott announces.
I have read this article I've Xeroxed,' Van Patten says, 'and it says our chances of catching that are like zero zero zero zero point half a decimal percentage or something, and this no matter what kind of scumbag, slutbucket, horndog chick we end up boffing.'
Guys just cannot get it.'
Well, not white guys. — Bret Easton Ellis

We went through ten years of the Limp Bizkit thing, and I didn't know what to do. — Courtney Love

There is the opportunity to do more and better if you're smaller and more nimble. — Marc Andreessen

Smooth sailing doth not a sailor make. — Ron Feasel

How do you know about all this?"
"I just happen to be smarter than you is all. — Kiersten White

For, even the preachers have begun to tell us that God is radium, or ether or some scientific compound, and that the worst we wicked ones may expect is a chemical reaction. — O. Henry

The blond absence of any program except last and always and first to live makes unimportant what i and you believe; — E. E. Cummings

You can change your character and, at the same time, change your fortune. — Herbie Hancock