Geraldines Bodacious Food Quotes & Sayings

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you. — Douglas Adams

There's often a discussion about, 'Well, how do we know what happiness is? Is it real?' I've always argued that all of us know that there's a huge difference between how we feel when we feel happy and when we don't feel happy. — Helena Norberg-Hodge

All problems in computer graphics can be solved with a matrix inversion. — Jim Blinn

Thoughts aren't fact, so don't take them seriously — Ruby Wax

Effective discipline is based on loving guidance. It is based on the belief that children are born innately good and that our role as parents is to nurture their spirits as they learn about limits and boundaries, rather than to curb their tendencies toward wrongdoing. Effective discipline presumes that children have reasons for their behavior and that cooperation can be engaged to solve shared problems. — Peggy O'Mara

She took him by the hand and led him over — Blake Crouch

You have a vampire living in your basement, and you're stunned by a talking cat? — Charlaine Harris

I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like. — Margaret Mead

Imagine that you're an intelligent extraterrestrial, concerned only with verifiable truths. You discover a species that has divided itself into thousands - no, by now millions - of tribal groups holding an incredible variety of beliefs about the origin of the universe and the way to behave in it. Although many of them have ideas in common, even when there's 99% overlap, the remaining one percent's enough to set them killing and torturing each other, over trivial points of doctrine, utterly meaningless to outsiders. How to account for such irrational behavior? ( ... ) religion was the by-product of fear - a reaction to a mysterious and often hostile universe. For much of human prehistory, it may have been a necessary evil - but why was it so much more evil than necessary - and why did it survive when it was no longer necessary? — Arthur C. Clarke

A season is a season, regardless of the number of games. — Joe Cronin