George Kirby Quotes & Sayings

I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - who gets no credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I loved them all, and I used to just take a page out of all of them. — Bernie Mac

You can't have a conversation with someone who's intimidated by you all the time. — Tila Tequila

We will never know how great God's love is until we first see how great our sin is. — Steven J. Lawson

Miss Trent regarded her thoughtfully. "Well, it's an odd circumstance, but I've frequently observed that whenever you boast of your beauty you seem to lose some of it. I expect it must be the change in your expression."
Startled, Tiffany flew to gaze anxiously into the ornate looking-glass which hung above the fireplace. "Do I?" she asked naively. "Really do I, Ancilla?"
"Yes, decidedly," replied Miss Trent, perjuring her soul without the least hesitation. — Georgette Heyer

The history of man is the record of a hungry creature in search of food. Wherever food was plentiful, thither man has travelled to make his home. - Page 22 — Hendrik Willem Van Loon

Mortgages were less about getting people into property than getting them into debt. Someone had to absorb the surplus supply of credit. — Douglas Rushkoff

Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire. — Robert Smith

KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.
GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you. — George S. Kaufman