George Carlin Raider Quotes & Sayings

The more I accuse myself, the more right I have to judge you. Even better, I make you judge yourself, which comforts me the more. — Albert Camus

Watching the destruction of our planet makes me feel a gloomy as a penguin in a pigpen. — D.J. Milne

Those who dream must be awakened, and the deeper the people are who slumber, or the deeper they slumber, the more important it is that they be awakened, and the more powerfully must they be awakened. — Soren Kierkegaard

The essence of gospel-humility is not thinking more of myself or thinking less of myself, it is thinking of myself less. — Timothy Keller

His eyes go wide while a gasp of wonder passes his lips. He turns his body fully toward us. His lips moving like a fish out of water, gasping for breath. He gives his head a shake and stutters out, Mer - mermaids. There are fish with women's bodies or - women with fish bodies sitting upon the rocks. I - I never knew ... — A.R. Von

I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. — Craig Ferguson

If you want to challenge yourself as an Author, raise the bar as a reader.
-Suzanne Steele — Suzanne Steele

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you. — Frank Zappa

I vowed I would never do a commercial, or a soap opera - both of which I did as soon as I left the Acting Company and was starving. — Kevin Kline

He was the only man I ever knew who could get money from the rich and votes from the poor with the promise to protect them from each other. — Tommy Douglas

Prayer is a salve for every sore, a remedy for every malady; and when we are afflicted with thorns in the flesh, we should give ourselves to prayer. If an answer be not given to the first prayer, nor to the second, we are to continue praying. Troubles are sent to teach us to pray; and are continued, to teach us to continue instant in prayer. — Matthew Henry