George Carlin Life Backwards Quotes & Sayings

All faithful members of the Lord's Church are equally blessed by priesthood ordinances. — Julie B. Beck

Since we can't extract beauty from life, let's at least try to extract beauty from not being able to extract beauty from life. — Fernando Pessoa

God will open any doors he wants to open, and if He closes doors, that's fine, too. — Patricia Heaton

I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me. — J. Cole

English doctors have killed 3/4 of my friends & the joke is the remaining 1/4 go on recommending them, so odd is human nature. — Nancy Mitford

You didn't have to say it. It's written all over your face. You think more of that oversized iron-bender than you do of me. — Karen Witemeyer

Our enemy in Syria is Daesh: it's not about containing but destroying this organisation. — Francois Hollande

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ... and you finish off as an orgasm. — George Carlin

Reversing deforestation is complicated; planting a tree is simple. — Martin O'Malley

Highly processed and calorie-laden foods are cheap, abundant, and very well marketed: think doughnuts, soda, chips, and candy. To reiterate, this "advance" has come at tremendous cost. All our major chronic diseases have resulted from this abundance. — Franklin House

Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington's birthday without mentioning the first president. — James N. Watkins

And I have wondered often, was I master in my soul, or did I become the slave of my own blade? — Diana Gabaldon

It is hard to open yourself to someone who might really love you. I kept trying to drive Ken away and he kept passing the test by staying. — Erica Jong

I know it sounds earnest, but I do really feel in my bones that acting is just a small part of the equation when you are making a movie. The director really is in charge. Actors are as important or unimportant as the rest of the people around them. — Julia Stiles