George Carlin Kids Ages Quotes & Sayings

No major institution in the US has so poor a record of performance over so long a period as the Federal Reserve, yet so high a public reputation. — Milton Friedman

If someone chooses not to forgive others, they are actually hurting themselves. The only way to free yourself from that is to forgive others so you can be free from your past. — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all. — Jay Leno

Dave Matthews is mixing violin solos with saxophone solos and it's bad for the baby — Rob Sheffield

She had Jessica Rabbit's curves and full lips that made him wish he was a tube of ChapStick. — Avery Flynn

My contemplation is an excruciation only because it is also a joy. — Simone De Beauvoir

Intelligent women always marry fools — Anatole France